I Would Rather Marry A Donkey Or A French Kiss A Shark..Lol..Jerks

A psychic told my mom ten years ago I was going to marry an attorney, and I never married.

Based on my current personal injury court case, I honestly think attorneys are the lying scum of the earth and would never, ever, ever marry one even if they were the last human on the planet.

I would rather marry a donkey or a french kiss a

Although I might shag hotty Kim Kardashian, the exception to the rule.

Hit me with your silicone gavel… 😉

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