After a breakup, homeless, and the humiliation of having to crawl home to my parents, 28 living in my childhood bedroom, I accepted a room in a man’s home. It was in exchange for favors, and housekeeping. Being a lesbian and having only been with lesbians being in bed with a man surprised me in that I was okay with that.
Sex with a man was not bad, in fact it was good. I’m not trying to jinx my current situation, no rent and the use of a car, I’m just saying that this is better. Cleaning an apartment, cooking for two, no rent or utilities to worry about, and on top of that I get screwed.
No wonder women are housewives, I want to be one too. Fuck being a lesbian, I am now in greener pastures.