I absolutely despise my boyfriend's dog. I hate it hate it I hate it.
It smells it's ugly it's fat it ruins everything.
It breaks things constantly and I have to find it endearing. It farts and dribbles ALL THE TIME.
You cannot relax when it is around it is so manic and stressful it will eat your food off your plate it is disgusting.
It jumps up at the dinner table and eats everything in sight.
I resent having to find it adorable when it is being genuinely disgusting.
I watched it eat its own sick the other day. I'm so done with it.
