I'm mad at myself for losing my lady balls.
One hot summer day I went to a local strip mall to get dog food, which I did every week.
I park in a space away from other vehicles, in case mine breaks down again.
I come out of the store, notice a nice older truck parked next to my van.
A man was sitting in the passenger's seat. The driver's seat was empty.
I looked over at him to complement him on the truck and there he is, looking me in the eye as he masturbates!
He was either naked or wearing a very small pair of shorts.
I was flustered, and mumbled something like 'You probably shouldn't be doing that here' and he apologized and said he didn't realize I could see him!
I loaded the big bag of dog food into my van and got the hell out of dodge in a hurry.
I went to another area of the parking lot, called the store where I bought the dog food and told the woman that answered the phone about it.
As I was talking to her I saw the truck driving down the road headed to the interstate.
I didn't get his tag number, didn't take a picture of his truck, didn't call the law and didn't pepper spray him.
Most of all I'm mad at myself for not laughing at him and telling him he had the smallest dick I'd ever seen in my life.
Drove over a parking curb as I left the parking space and tore up the power steering on my van.
