Recent Confessions

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    Or At Least That Is What I Told My Mom

    Today I was washing dishes and the knife slipped out of my hand and fell on my foot, subsequently stabbing my toe. Or at least that is what I told my Mom. The truth is I sat in the corner of my room and cried, contemplating life. When I was done I went and got […] More

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    My Sister Pantsed Me Naked

    Ok, this happened a few years ago. I was 19 at the time, and my sister was 23. At the time, it was fashionable to wear your pants a little below low, and I was into it. My family weren’t a fan, and I often got scolded by my mom for it. This happened in […] More