Today I got depressed that I didn’t work in a taller building. The building I work in is only 2 floors and if I jump off the roof I’d only break a leg or sprain an ankle. I could try and land on my neck but that’d be too risky if I messed up and paralyzed myself. I want to find a job at a high rise so I can leap off the 20th floor or something. That would be foolproof.
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