Sorry for watching porn, my lord.
I’m jerking off right now but i need you to give me the strength to prevent me defiling my innocent self with these dirty habits. My girlfriend is a slut and a disgusting bitch I hate her lord please forgive me for fucking her hard last night in the ass. I nailed her and we had 69 lord. Forgive me, also forgive me when i was coming and i called out your name in vain (“Oh, Jesus Christ bitch!!”).
I am very sorry.
I’m also one of your devoted catholic priest followers and I’m extra sorry for molesting those kids last night.
Please give me the strength to ignore tasty hairless pussies.
Thank you my lord.
Your devoted follower, ur mom.
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If you defile God’s youngest I dont know what will happen to you but you have creatyed people with problems with your sin and God will punish that; He forgives you yes but its not without consequences. Especially when you are in a position of authority, you need to step down as a priest, You dont deserve to wear it.