When I was at uni one of my roommates would just get completely wasted on the weekends along with this one girlfriend he had at the time. She had a great body, DD boobs, thin waist and a nice butt.
So they get completely trashed one night, he is passed out to the Gods, I mean just out cold on the couch. She is stumbling around, cannot walk straight then is just crawling. I ask her if she is okay and she says Oh Yeah I want to Fuck! I get her into his room, she was wearing this tube top thing which by now is at her waist, I get her naked and give her oral, girl is just gasping and moaning out like crazy.
I slide on a condom and doggy style her until I am done, pullout and take off the condom and have her suck on me until I cum. Round two and I am pounding her from behind again then she went limp so I rolled her over and pushed her legs back to finish off again.
So I get her over to one side of the bed, go drag him in there and undress him putting them to bed together. The next morning around ten or so she is yelling at him asking why he fucked her so hard last night, is going on about her ass is bruised and her pussy hurts and what the fuck is the bite mark on my tit? He is in a fog, has no idea what she is talking about, tells her he remembers nothing about it.
Yeah, that was a great time!