I really enjoy giving an impromptu blow job.
Last Saturday for instance. I go check out a Blackstone grill a guy had for sale, it looked like a nice unit I could clean up some and maybe resell.
Me: Hey, how much will take off the price if I give you a blow job?
Him: Uh, Um…Are you serious?
Me: Yes!
Him: Man, been a while for me!
Mind you he is a bit heavier, balding and the fact he said that made me think he was either divorced or his wife was no where around.
Him: Yeah, I’ll let you have it for a hundred bucks!
Asking price was two hundred twenty five so I was all for it.
Me: Slurp, lick, suck repeat until he came moaning out to the Gods and praising me like crazy, took maybe five minutes and I was swallowing it all down.
I gave it a good power washing along with some scrubbing and I sold it today for three hundred dollars.
