One time in third grade, I was chatting with my friends and then this dumbass friend came behind me and standing with smelly ass toes and then I was looking back and I kissed him on the cheek (not the ass and it was an accident) and I threw up on him and his dumbass smallass left brained said “are you my wife?” and then I got suspended because I smacked him with a table and his head bled. I difinely didn’t regret that.
